Thursday, March 5, 2009

Monday March 2nd

Blog dedicated to America's most infamous fat-ass, drug addict right wing source of misinformation. All posts are pulled directly from Rush Limbaugh's word barf from the FIB Radio Network (Fallacies In Broadcasting).

Keep in mind all material for this blog is collected in a highly illegal way. I scribble down points of interest on a piece of scratch paper while driving around and running errands. This is illegal because I live in California which as of June 2008 is a hands-free state in your car. 

Fresh off his keynote address at the CPAC conference Rush shined his verbal turds on the air Monday morning. This was of course because soooooo many listeners requested it. Limboner preached the virtues of conservatism by relating them to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. 

Rush said that conservatives were the party of Life and other parties (Democrats) judge success by the amount abortions and doctor assisted suicides. One party equates success with life while the other equates it with death. I'm embarrassed to admit that I had no idea that the Democratic party was not only the party of FDR, JFK, Clinton and Obama but also could have been the party of Stalin, Pinochet, Pot and Hitler.

Next he said that conservatism was the party of happiness. The Dems don't exude any happiness and the angry party. E-Vite to Rush, subject line: Planet Earth. Do you realize that you are referencing conservatism "happiness" the entire time you are complaining and whining about the Left.


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